Bleu Blanc Vert

XXVIII.Agosto.XIII

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via urbanclictionary)

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

(via urbanclictionary)

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

(Fonte: naivling, via urbanclictionary)

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

(Fonte: ForGIFs.com, via urbanclictionary)

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

(Fonte: allpartofanutritiousbreakfast, via urbanclictionary)

stylishirish:

stylishirish:

"hey can we go in your room" 
"no" 
"why not" 
image

y’all thought this was a joke but this is an actual picture of my bedroom circa 2012 and i am not proud of it

(via urbanclictionary)

teslatea - oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

clitzy:

cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

YESSSSSS I WAS WAITING FOR THIS AUDIO FILE TO SHOW UP

(via urbanclictionary)

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

(via urbanclictionary)

I hate when people say “women should leave some things to the imagination” like WTF do y’all think women are hiding under their shirt? A baby goat??? The Bridge to Terabithia?? Get the fuck…

(Fonte: liveeduzit, via urbanclictionary)